Britney Spears’ Presidential plan
Ever wondered what a President Spears’ administration would be like? According to the pop star, it would be a tasty one.
A bikini-clad, Britney Spears appeared on ‘The Late Show With David Letterman’ to deliver a Top 10 list of ways America would be different if she were president. Amongst her pledges was the promise of free pie and a more coherent fiscal strategy for the country.
The full list:
10. I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistble scent of my new fragrance “Circus Fantasy.”
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice president Diddy.
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.
Check out the video below…
Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant
Kourtney Kardashian is preparing for impending motherhood after announcing she is pregnant with her first child.
The news came as quite a surprise to the ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ star who had no idea she was expecting.
Due to give birth in December, Kourtney, 30, said: “We were in the Everglades [Florida] and I kept feeling nauseous and sick. I just kept thinking something wasn’t right. I went to the doctor and he confirmed. I was just so shocked.”
The reality TV star revealed the father to be ex-fiancé Scott Disick. The pair parted ways in February, but when asked if they had since reunited, the elder sister of Kim Kardashian is keeping mum, adding: “You’re going to have to see on the show,” talking about ‘Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami’.
What strategic plugging. The whole thing almost sounds premeditated…
Jennifer Hudson has a baby boy
Jennifer Hudson has become a first-time mother, after giving birth to a baby boy.
The Oscar-winning actress and her fiance David Otunga are the proud parents of David Daniel Otunga, Jr. who weighed in at seven pounds and 14 ounces.
Hudson’s representative, Lisa Kaseler, said: “The baby is beautiful and perfect. His parents are ecstatic.”
The joyous news will mark a fresh start for the ‘Dreamgirls’ star who was hit by tragedy last October following the murder of the singers mother, brother and nephew.
Congrats!
Channing Tatum’s stripper past
It seems like it’s only ever the female celebrities that are apparel-challenged these days, but thanks to our favourite G.I. Joe that’s not the case any more.
Channing Tatum has a past of the stripping kind.
According to Us Magazine online, the 29-year-old actor who performed under the alias ‘Chan Crawford’ was a dancer in a Chippendales-esque revue called Male Encounter when he was 18.
Troupe owner, London Steele said of the ‘Step Up’ hottie,“He was shy at first, but he really knew how to work the stage. The women went crazy for him!”
Check out the video below. Your welcome. Or depending on your disposition should that be an apology?
Vanessa Hudgens naked…again
Here we go again.
A second series of photos allegedly depicting a topless Vanessa Hudgens have hit the web today.
While it’s not confirmed that it is in fact the 20-year-old in the pictures, the Disney starlet is certainly no stranger to baring all. Some may remember the ‘High School Musical’ star was subject to similar scandal back in 2007 when racy images meant for boyfriend and HSM co-star Zac Efron leaked online.
Im sure it’s just a huge coincidence that these nude photos would ‘leak’ in the same week her new film comes out.
Err…’Band Slam’ in theaters from 14 August. Touché Vanessa…Touché.
Click on the thumbnails below to check out the NSFW images…
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush split
Kim Kardashian and NFL star Reggie Bush have decided to go their separate ways after more than two years together.
A ‘friend’ of the pair told Us Weekly,“Nobody cheated. This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions. It was a totally mutual decision.”
However, the break-up may not have been so amicable if rumours are to be believed.
The New Orleans Saint running back reportedly ‘flipped out’ after discovering ‘racy’ texts on the 28-year-old, ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ stars phone from none other than Kanye West. According to a source for Fox411: “”They realized there were trust issues on both sides, and couldn’t go forward.”
It doesn’t end there though, professional escort/stripper Carmen Ortega is claiming she had an affair with the sports star and has the texts and photos to prove it.
Yawn. Why is Kanye West linked to every female? For once, I actually do believe this break-up was a casualty of a long distance relationship and not some filthy scandal, for-goodness sake we have the likes of Jude Law for that.
Samantha Burke pregnant with Jude Law’s baby
Jude Law is expecting his fourth child with 24-year-old ‘actress/model’ Samantha Burke who is due to give birth in October.
The 36-year-old actor’s spokesperson said: “Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year.
“Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child’s life. This is an entirely private matter and no other statements will be made.”
The ‘Sleuth’ star, who already has three children – Rafferty, 12, Iris, 8 and Rudy, 6, with ex-wife Sadie Frost, intends to play an active role in his new daughters life.
Burke confirmed last week that she was seven months pregnant by Law, with whom she had enjoyed a brief relationship while they were acting in Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes.
“Samantha, her mother and her family can affirm that Jude has been responsible and supportive throughout the relationship and pregnancy, and know he will remain so as a father once baby Sophia is born,” says a spokesman for Miss Burke.
Congrats, I guess. Now I’m not saying this ‘actress slash model’ is a gold-digging, fame-whore but let’s just acknowledge that she’s pretty much set for the next 18-years.
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt back together
Their back on, and more importantly does anyone care?
Paris Hilton has rekindled the flame with ex-beau Doug Reinhardt less than two months after splitting up according to Usmagazine.com.
The media-loving couple called time on their four-month relationship back in June, with the heiress quickly setting her sights on footballer Cristiano Ronaldo.
On Monday, 23-year-old, Reinhartd posted on Twitter: “What an amazing weekend with my beautiful girlfriend. I love her so much!”
How is Paris Hilton still relevant? No seriously.
Drake injured during concert stage fall
Canadian rapper Drake took a nasty fall on stage, further damaging his already-injured knee during a set for Lil Wayne’s ‘Americas Most Wanted’ Tour in Camden, New Jersey on Friday.
The rising hip-hop artist, who reportedly tore his Anterior Cruciate Ligament (ACL) while playing basketball last month, ignored doctors warning to rest-up his leg and sit the tour out to prevent such an incident.
Prior to the fall, Heartbreak Drake spoke to MTV about his decision to perform, he said: “I didn’t really get any approval from my doctor, but I made a personal decision 48 hours ago that I’d be letting a lot of people down if I didn’t show up and at least show them I’m there for them.
“For the last two weeks, I’ve been really going hard, getting all types of acupuncture, trying to bring the swelling down. I’m walking around — no cane. I’ll put a brace on it tomorrow night. No one will probably even know I’m injured…I’m not doing my own set. That’s one thing I have to apologize to my fans about. It’s too much of a risk, if I hit that wrong turn [doing] 30 minutes every night. If I tear my ACL again, the doctors say I might not be able to walk again. I have to be cautious.”
Video footage of the fall sees Drizzy ramping up the crowd with Lil Wayne in the run up to perform his hit song ‘Best I Ever Had’ before he takes a tumble. Stagehands run to his aid before escorting him off the stage and leaving an awkward Weezy to finish up the set.
Shortly after his slip, the 22-year-old tweeted: “All is well. On the bus laying down…Getting surgery this week but I’m walking. Thank you my whole YM [Young Money] family for the help. Lion Hearts!”
Good to hear Drizzy Drake is recovering well. For those of you who may remember him from his ‘Degrassi’ days playing a young, wheel-chair bound Jimmy, all I have to say is…oh the irony.
Check out the video of the fall below…
The Squealer 