Blind Item: Young Gay Movie Star in Heat!

A new category we’re introducing for 2010 is the blind item.

We know you savvy gossip-mongers aren’t taken in by the scandal shrouding cloak that is celebrity publicists and PR teams and being a gossip blog, we do love a bit of speculation, so here’s our first ever BI… give it your best shot…

Courtesy of Ted Casablanca:

Gorgeous young stud Parrish Maguire is as crafty with publicity as he is shy with his fans. Trust us on this one: He’s no tormented Toothy Tile, who can’t decide which side of the closet door he wants to be on. Parrish has his feet firmly planted inside his walk-in closet (which holds an unfortunate assortment of Lycra, we’re sorry to report), where he fully plans on remaining.

Especially since Mr. Maguire has such magnificent male company to keep him satisfied…

As in a hot boyfriend he’s absolutely koo-koo horny for and has had for a while now. And this romantic situation was in full force long before Parrish’s handlers saw to it to fix him up with luscious, multitalented celeb Priscilla Desert, who has a bit more experience with boys than even Parrish himself does!

The funny thing is, really, that Parrish’s friends are even more cavalier about discussing his same-sex bent than even Toothy’s buds are—which is really saying something. It’s just that Maguire’s personal pals think there’s such a disconnect between their crowd and Parrish’s suddenly gigantic fanbase, they figured word would never trickle down.

Well, isn’t that what gossip columns are for?

Exactly. And let’s just say Maguire’s pro advisers have been far more clammed up in discussing their client’s true sexual preference—and they’d like to keep it that way, and Parrey doesn’t mind in the least. Ah, such fun to be young and have not convictions yet; it’s so much easier that way! (Poor Toothy.)

By the way, this pretty-open life that Parrish led prior to his meteoric rise to hot-stud fame suddenly explains why he almost didn’t get his current fab job. Makes perfect sense.

But so, too, does how Parrish’s studio employers decided to get Parrish hooked up with Priscilla ASAP.

And the only difference between Parrish and Toothy here is that P-boy doesn’t mind his fakey tabloid ride in the least; Toothy loathes it.

Hmm. Who’s going to last longer, in the end?

And It Ain’t: Justin Timberlake, Ryan Kwanten, Liam Hemsworth

Update – Ted has also eliminated: Ryan Reynolds, Chris Pine, Channing Tatum.

What say you?

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January 8, 2010. Tags: , , . Blind Item, Celebrity.

10 Comments

  1. Anonymous replied:

    Easy. Talking bout Tay-squared.

  2. * replied:

    From Ted’s BV most fingers are pointing towards the Taylors, but I just don’t buy it, it’s too lazy. Not everything involves Twilight people.

    Now we just have to filter the tells.

    What is ‘Parrish Maguire’ a reference too? Same with Priscilla Desert? Other clues ‘koo-koo’ / ‘lycra’ / ‘magnificent’ /’cavalier’ / sudden ‘hot-stud’ fame / fab job and of course the Nots.

    I’m picking up a western theme here, way off track.

  3. * replied:

    Where’s my comment gone?!

  4. BAM replied:

    It’s Shia alright!!

    1.Transformers has made him the hot ticket in town.

    2. He’s always going for a run, topless, and yeah maybe wearing baggy shorts but I spy lycra underneath.

    3. Carey Mulligan = talented and google links her to ‘desert’ palm awards.

    4. Shia was a popular choice to play Spiderman, the role that is lead by Tobey MAGUIRE

    Well I gave it a shot

  5. danny boy replied:

    Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift. This BV is the most obvious yet. Ted has mentioned that BVs are not so far removed from his posts and a recent one is of tay squared. The vice fits as well.

  6. OMG.LOL.ETC replied:

    Young Gay Movie Star in Heat! <———– In Heat. Don't dogs go into heat. Tay Tay is Werewolf in Twilight. A werewolf is like a dog. SNAP!

  7. boisy replied:

    Taylor Lautner. Next.

  8. Anonymous replied:

    Stop touting twilight cast members for all BVs…it’s ruining it for me and im sure others…we have to get our thinking caps on…its not Shia…Ted would not describe him as gorgeous young stud and hes was in Even Stevens.

    what about Sam Worthington..I don’t know who the girl could be though…

  9. parrish replied:

    i am still back on chris hemsworth and alex s for parrish

  10. Lee replied:

    Reviewing what Ted said and didn’t say He did not outright eliminate Chris Pine, read between the lines-he was being coy. also maybe jake Gyllenhall but how about jeremy Renner. ? for Toothy Tile that is.

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