Blind Item: Be Careful What Makes You Famous

Jeez, is anyone in Hollyweird not hiding in the closet? Here’s another Blind Item for the cynical few.

Courtesy of Ted Casablanca:

Gosh, last time we checked in on Seymour Plow-Me-More, he had not a care in the world—other than how to nab his latest gay conquest.

Gotta admit, I’ve always liked that about Seymour—he’s like a little kid. He just wants his boy-toys, lots of cookies, his home life with the fake wife and his career…in that order. He’s never really pretended otherwise, unlike so many other grasping, closeted gay stars in this town.

Until now. (more…)

January 29, 2010. Tags: , , , . Blind Item, Celebrity. Leave a comment.

Blind Item: Cockpit Rockin’ With Boys and Paranoia

Another Blind Item folks, get your thinking caps on.

Courtesy of Ted Casablanca:

We haven’t heard much about Fey Oiled-Tush since he dripped (not enough) jewels all over Hollywood’s leading vamp movie star. So thought you all might like to know what the closeted big-time celeb’s been up to—besides getting it on with gorgeous young men up in his private plane, that is.

He’s getting very nervous.

And no, not just because Fey’s worried his myriad boy-lovers will squeal on him—they all have to sign confidentiality agreements, mind you—but because of Oiled-Tush’s pilot. Yep, the guy who’s seen it all, and how, is super pissed off…Can you guess why?

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January 26, 2010. Tags: , , , . Blind Item, Celebrity. 3 comments.