Russell Brand blasts Daily Mail over Katy Perry marriage “lies”
Could wedding bells be ringing soon for Russell Brand and Katy Perry? I wouldn’t hold your breath.
The comedian called-out the Daily Mail on its “lies” for publishing an article which he supposedly reveals he is finally ready to settle down and start a family with his pop-star girlfriend, claiming he said: “I’d love to marry Katy – hopefully it’s heading that way and I’m really happy. I do want to have children.”
However, the 34-year-old, who has been courting the ‘Waking Up In Vegas‘ singer since September, has blasted the quote as false via his Twitter account: “The Daily Mail tell lies. ‘Nathan Kay’ is a pustule of untruth. I suppose we ought be grateful they’ve stopped supporting Hitler”
Err…well, I guess that clears that up then.
Britney Spears’ Presidential plan
Ever wondered what a President Spears’ administration would be like? According to the pop star, it would be a tasty one.
A bikini-clad, Britney Spears appeared on ‘The Late Show With David Letterman’ to deliver a Top 10 list of ways America would be different if she were president. Amongst her pledges was the promise of free pie and a more coherent fiscal strategy for the country.
The full list:
10. I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistble scent of my new fragrance “Circus Fantasy.”
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice president Diddy.
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.
Check out the video below…
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