Britney Spears’ Presidential plan
Ever wondered what a President Spears’ administration would be like? According to the pop star, it would be a tasty one.
A bikini-clad, Britney Spears appeared on ‘The Late Show With David Letterman’ to deliver a Top 10 list of ways America would be different if she were president. Amongst her pledges was the promise of free pie and a more coherent fiscal strategy for the country.
The full list:
10. I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistble scent of my new fragrance “Circus Fantasy.”
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice president Diddy.
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.
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